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chicks2010:

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cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

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wordfather:

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.


toonimal:

you’ve got to embrace being weird or else you’re going to die both spiritually and for real life


diueliz:

Synthesisers are angels the same way pipe organs are angels


sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

cartoon of a bald, bearded man with a sketchpad speaking to a lithe speedo-wearer. he says, "Look, fella, in the first place, i'm trying to draw that building over there... secondly, I don't have anything to do with choosing the Playmate of the Month... thirdly, the Playmate is always a girl...! Fourthly..."ALT
Another drawing. The bearded cartoonist listens to a man on the porch of a ramshackle house. The man says "But when you went to Spain, you tried bullfighting... when you went to Switzerland, you tried mountain climbing... When you went to..."ALT
A third drawing. A woman with heavy boots and a cigarette sitting on the edge of a bed speaks on the telephone, another woman draped fondly over her back. She says "Hello, Mom, this is Betty... Yeah, I had a nice trip, Mom.... no, the motorcycle didn't give me any trouble... Yes, Mom, I'm staying with a girlfriend... No... I didn't take my pink chiffon gown, because I don't have any use for it here... Well, sure, Mom... sure there are lots of nice Jewish boys around, but..."ALT

playboy sent shel silverstein to fire island for a week in 1965

got a tag on this like “didn’t ever expect to read shel silverstein and playboy in the same sentence"—this article also contains the note that he worked for playboy for eight years


wizardgender:

*beats you beats you beats you beatd you beats you beatd you beats you beats you beats you beats you beats you b༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。

༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼\。ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽\⁠。

caspercryptid:

nefariousanglerfish:

my favorite rule of the internet is being allowed to block anyone. fuck you family fuck you random guy with a url i think is cringe fuck you discourse blog. btw “fuck you” also applies to me get my ass gone

One time I made a post that was like “if you don’t like stuff. Step one. Keep scrolling” and someone replied to it to say “step two, block the op!” And then when I went to check their reply it was gone because they had blocked me and I have never respected a person more


bat-demon:

ashyfurz:

acrownofcandy:

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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. that is a serial killer


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